I haven't heard of these books. It kind of piques my interest that Kaufman would be the appropriate adapter (adaptist?) for it. Also, I will probably watch them anyway, because Kaufman.

Stan Dorche!

*beef curtains

She's the only one that will hang out with me. :(

[unzips pants] Operation is a go.

You might be right. She should let me taste it to confirm or deny this.

My hands smell like [sniffs] [vomits] [dies]

It seems pretty self-explanatory, Subway.

[fappity fap] "Ooh yeah, you have been a bad bad girl, haven't you?" [more faps]

I agree with those 30 or so people commenting on that Soundcloud thing who say they've missed Ms. Apple.

If I were you, I'd take PRECAAAAAAUUUUTTTTIIIIIOOOOONNN!!!!

No "It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp"?

Reversal of gender roles?! [laffs and laffs] This is so subversive!! [gives it a trophy]

I just thought, "THAT'S THE SCARIEST PENIS I'VE EVER SEEN!!"

I'll put it in their vault!

I demand a restored Blu-Ray release of An Extremely Goofy Movie.

I always forget that that isn't actually the name of Dermot's sister from Venture Bros. that Hank [REDACTED] in Everybody Comes To Hank's.

Does he tell the story of how he started to thirst for knowledge after his father touched his butthole?

I never really seriously considered Autism or Asperger's in Abed, but these are good points. I feel like they've mentioned it before, but it's been in jest. Part of the reason is that my experience with Autism has been mainly through my sister, but she is fairly low on the Spectrum. In fact, a lot of stories I hear…

Sorry, Todd. I don't know what to think of it either.