Something something dictation

Then they're going to love my screenplay about a wacky internment camp!

WHY AREN'T YOU RAPPING? GET TO RAPPING! RAP! NOW!

I hope Sid Vicious is still going to make it.

[giant stop-motion foot smashes the entire Olympics]

Oh my god, I saw them announce that on Twitter or something and didn't even think twice about it. Like, I didn't know it was a joke until just now.

80085

I'm like that with a lot of older (relative to me) sitcoms. Like, in high school, I never would have watched Cheers reruns, but that's one of my favorite shows now.

Totes.

Oh, the Dean's in this?

I've seen two different photo shoots where she looks extremely attractive. I guess it might be like that since they're photoshoots, but I'm not convinced that Afghamistan posted a picture of the same girl.

There are few albums in this world I like more than Loaded.
People give me shit for not liking "…And Nico" as much as its reputation demands, but I always say that if European Son wasn't the closing track, then I would.

Pip pip! Cheery-oh! Banger in the mouth!

I have seen these women-ladies on the Tweeternets as well, and can attest to the cuteness.

I'd rather have an adaptation of Thievaid: Song of Thieves.

Makes sense. Jeff Goldblum should be in everything.

Ed Gein: Surprisingly alright guy.

I trusted her, and then she took me to some stupid art show that was a bunch of paintings of a door. What a b——! I'm never going to trust that b—— again!

STOP IT! SHUT UP! [cries and sobs]

[LIKED, BUT SLIGHTLY ILL AT EASE]