I feel like the Marmaduke of the year!

Don't you dare use your snarky voice on me!

Community is on? Wow!

Wouldn't he just say "Bee beep boop bop boop beeeeeepp"?

I'm cool with just smelling them.

"This boat smells like shit!"
"You're right. Let's sink it."

He did a voice on the Boondocks which was based on a comic series!

Shouldn't you worry about inventing something to keep your face from melting, Neil?

AND HITLER'S STILL ALIVE!

Two And A Half Condescending Wonka Memes.

Do they have the day-to-day performances lined up yet? Cause there are some I'd love to see and others I wouldn't want to pay for and I know they do one day tickets.

Just go to your favorite restaurant, show the server the picture, scream "I MADE THIS AND IT MADE SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET LAUGH," and if they don't give you free lunch just pull your pair of six-shooters there on them.

He probably just woke up in a Mexican jail again.

Devito's all like "Arnie, why're getting a blow job from Eddie down there?"
And Murphy's all like "LOOKS LIKE I'M IN TROUBLE AGAIN!!"

He hasn't even had his first period yet.

He's creeping me the fuck out.

Is Norah Jones going to be around to teach Dhani the sitar?

I do enjoy The Pelicans. They're good for when I'm writing papers and want some METAL.

I'm imaging him constantly asking the producers when he gets to blow up the White House and they keep telling him, "Maybe later, bud". Then the film wraps and they're like "Oops, sorry Roland, maybe next time," and then he runs crying to his room.

That guy from Dawson's Creek wrote Zodiac? Whoa…