I'm fairly certain if I ever heard Alison Brie say that, my penis would just melt off.

If you stare at that picture too long, you too will become a Wrinkleperson.

Man, I hate Astrogoths. Always moping around and applying eyeliner while floating around in space.

I win: 
http://youtu.be/O6Xo21L0ybE

Bro, you have a pet fox? 
totes adorbz

That seems redundant. Would it just cancel out to "My Teenage Daughter"?

But it was so relatable! I mean, don't we all hate our teenage daughters? Come on, guys!

DICKS OFFEND ME A GREAT DEAL

Whaling Firefly?

We have one of these now, too?

WHAT IS TELEVISION?!

I hear he sleep-punches Tatum and Hill when they start to get to close to the case.

[wipes tear from eye]

I bet you don't know what regionals is, either.

That's not nice…

HOW. DARE. YOU.

-Will you miss Archer in the off-season, Adventuresicle?
-Yes I will, Other Adventuresicle.

I CAN RESPECT COMMUNITY FOR WHAT IT IS, BUT IT'S JUST NOT REALLY MY THING

Would you describe it as "Opposite of the opposite of Batman", or simply "Batman"?

Has anyone written the guidelines and basic ideas behind commenting on Community reviews and called it The Communist Manifesto yet? Maybe they did in Regional Holiday Music and I missed it, but that should totally be a thing.