We all go a little crazy trying to write serialized television shows sometimes.

I had a cable access show where I drank my own piss and nobody liked it. What makes this guy so special?

I hope it won't piss me off.

Smells like love. Gross.

Kind of amazing how I don't hate Michael Bay if he's straight-forward about his filming pretty ladies and explosions. It's like, if we all just stay with tits, everyone can get along.

Since I've seen both Hawks and Sparrows and Gospel According to St. Matthew and not Salo, I remember him that way. But from what I've heard about Salo, if I see it, it will probably leave a mark.

I like the headline work, because that's all I really needed to know, no joke necessary. But opening up to find that picture with that headline with this news, this might be the best Newswire ever!

I have a darkly towering weiner.

This is one of the few bands I totally fan out over, so I don't necessarily have an objective opinion on the album and group as a while. But I will admit their last album wasn't great. 
They're of course never going to recreate what they did with …Is A Real Boy. But with this album, I'd say they've musically made what…

I hope that they don't rape Milton Berle in this episode!

Sorry Ms. Piggy, I think I lost my watch in your fisthole. Can I check?

"Onomatopoeia"

Yay, I'm actually going to get to see this!

Oh god, don't even get me started on full-body Muppets. Specifically, the Ghost of Christmas Present. 
Those things get to close to the Uncanny Valley for my liking.

I think our Cookie Monster is a little classier than that.

Haha, I get it. Because you are Franklin Bluth, therefore, that kind of stuff gets you off.

So they're raping him under the counter?

This cheese is cheese-cheese and also cheese! Hahaha

So we'll finally get to see what happens….

Guys, one day Kirk isn't going to be with us anymore and we're going to have to learn to fart for ourselves.