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The Downfall of Adventuresicle
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Everything's coming up No.

You're the only hero we need, Wesley Willis!

The world will finally find out what happened in between some of those seamless cuts! WOOPEE!!

5,000 hours? I don't know if I have that much time.

I invented the guitar.

I'm going to make a comic called Before Watchmen, but it will just be Dr. Manhattan and Silk Spectre talking and walking around Paris, where all the Frenchies stare at the blue-dick.

And do they take their masks off before the go to bed?

It's a euphemism.

I wish my arms could turn into guitars.

Bring in Bob Odenkirk and you've got yourself a deal!

But unlike the vaginas that have already made it to the networks, these are some vaginas I can get behind!

Those "these" are pretty awesome.

Yeah, I thought it was going to be stupid and "OOH, CRAZY BLACK GUYS!! HA HA HA!", but it makes sense since Comedy Central is terrible at advertising. I saw Sepinwall liked it a lot, too. I will give this a fair shake.

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You weirdo!

I used to title shows, but then I took an arrow to the sit hole.

Wood arrow dick joek, hahaha!!

My arrow is too long and complicated.