I always got the impression that while Garak loveed what he did, he found it a little undignified to just be a straight-up cruel monster. He's a gentleman, in his own way. There's a code to follow. He's almost Klingon in that regard.

I always got the impression that while Garak loveed what he did, he found it a little undignified to just be a straight-up cruel monster. He's a gentleman, in his own way. There's a code to follow. He's almost Klingon in that regard.

Huh, I didn't know they built a Voyager model. I thought it was CG all the way.

Huh, I didn't know they built a Voyager model. I thought it was CG all the way.

He was also in the Enterprise episode "Carpenter Street", which was pretty good by the standards of that show. He was a big reason why. Naturally though, it was kind of a twitchy crazy-guy performance. But hey, if you're good at something, do it as much as you can.

He was also in the Enterprise episode "Carpenter Street", which was pretty good by the standards of that show. He was a big reason why. Naturally though, it was kind of a twitchy crazy-guy performance. But hey, if you're good at something, do it as much as you can.

Okay, now I'm feeling pretty stupid.

Okay, now I'm feeling pretty stupid.

Actually, what the Federation has is a President, he said before killing himself.

Actually, what the Federation has is a President, he said before killing himself.

He hurt his thumbs playing the magic xylophone.

He hurt his thumbs playing the magic xylophone.

I wonder what the collective numbers on cat ownership over there are? My instinct is that there are a lot of fucking cats.

I wonder what the collective numbers on cat ownership over there are? My instinct is that there are a lot of fucking cats.

I think it's safe to say that Takei will never be more badass. I'm calling it.

I think it's safe to say that Takei will never be more badass. I'm calling it.

If you're Captain Kirk cruising the galaxy for green chicks, you'd be hard pressed to do better than Yvonne Craig.

If you're Captain Kirk cruising the galaxy for green chicks, you'd be hard pressed to do better than Yvonne Craig.

Yeah, I liked the first one, but Nic Cage almost ruined it, which he always does to the things that he doesn't totally ruin.

Yeah, I liked the first one, but Nic Cage almost ruined it, which he always does to the things that he doesn't totally ruin.