Multiple Troy and Abeds! It's like NBC has been monitoring my dreams!

A more appropriate LOST joke would have had something to do with Desmond beating the shit out of Ben in one of the Season 6 episodes (What They Died For?)

That will be the worst book that i'll ever read cover to cover.

@Cathartic Bullets

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Glad i snatched this username up early

Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.

Always Sunny quote thread
I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I'm gonna rule this world. I'm gonna kick some ass. I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock,…

YES
FX seriously has the best comedies of any network. Except maybe NBC. If you don't count seasons 5+ of the Office.

But apparently not too good to refresh.

Every Teardrop Is a Waterfall was a good
FIR-…just kidding. Jean-Ralphio's too good for that.

Yes I'm here

One time I waited outside a woman's house for five days just to show her how serious I was
about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.

B to the O to the double-S, do what he says and you'll be success
-ful

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It's pretty awesome
that they took a one-off line in Pierce's school song (the rip-off of The Way It Is) and turned it into a plot point…

More like Turd Crapley

K to the N to the O-P-E, she's the dopest little shorty in all of Pawnee
Indiana

What up, Big Teeeeeeeee
…stop. This must be the lovely Donna. Enchante. Listen beautiful, let's cut the bull, al…right? You want this. I definitely want this. T.H. wants this. Let's seal this devil's threeway right here, right now. Step one: We buy into this club. Step two: We roll over to the club, either in your…