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But when is he going to star in a Lindsey Buckingham biopic???

He was going to run for office but someone released video of him wacking off in the bathroom while watching high school girls

Hey, don't you know who I am? I'm C. Thomas Howell! I was the black dude in "Soul Man"!

Oh, wow! … comedy legend Mel Brooks! I love that movie Young Frankenstein - scared the hell out of me!

Oh, wow! … comedy legend Mel Brooks! I love that movie Young Frankenstein - scared the hell out of me!

Ted! Annette!

Ted! Annette!

Ugh, was so looking forward to hear how it was working with Hulk Hogan in Suburban Commando

Ugh, was so looking forward to hear how it was working with Hulk Hogan in Suburban Commando

Most people who drive through here see farms. Houses, and fields, and shit. I see money, I see things, everything got my name writ' on it!

Most people who drive through here see farms. Houses, and fields, and shit. I see money, I see things, everything got my name writ' on it!

I just hate messing with the tracking

I just hate messing with the tracking

You should have asked him to sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore

You should have asked him to sing the entire score of the H.M.S. Pinafore

Just took my 8 and 5 year olds to see it in the theater last month.  The shark still plays.