This is going to turn into a snuff film.

Chief!

By this time my lungs were aching for air…

[pulls out bottle of baby oil]

It took me 24 hours to work through the five stages of grief.

It wasn't. Just another day at the new, improved AVClub.

Was she hanged with her husband, Lord?

Hunt was nominated for a best supporting actress Oscar last year for The Sessions.

Fred Silverman's Supertrain or nothing!

How does toast work?

The wolf dead.

Hollywood Lays An Egg

Was Paul F. Tompkins not available?

The Right Stuff is finally getting the Blu-Ray treatment in November.

Maslany would also play the vampires, the kids, and the supermarket.