Hoss Bonaventure!

Step 1: Find desperate, lonely individual in need of help
Step 2: Brainwash individual using sexual abuse, drug addiction and emotional manipulation
Step 3: Convince individual to perform sex acts for money, which you keep
Step 4: Repeat Step 1

Is it possible to even buy a new cassette player anymore?

You know who isnt all about the money? DAWES.

/golf clap

whoa

Its not that elaborate, really. Jack White produced a Mozart cover with ICP. Tah-Dah!

You're talking about Kingdom Rush, I assume. Epic time waster.

I'll STILL suck your cock for a thousand dollars!

Bucky I've got the VHS original trilogy, and its ok in a pinch, but the are some major flaws with them. Namely, the aren't widescreen. You can't even read the opening crawls until the words are almost off the screen. Also, the quality of the VHS tape is degrading fast. My copies have got to be close to 20 years old at…

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Richard Blais ala "Top Chef" is in the process of opening up a gourmet hotdog stand in Atlanta. It figures considering the huge hit he had with his gourmet burger joints. Its going to be called "Haute Dogs"

But how will they be able to keep fighting the good fight against Xenu, the galactic overlord if you stop paying them!

zarnak ftw

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I could totally be a nuclear scientist. Just look at Uli- he's a nilihist.

Reasonable Discussion? You want a Reasonable Discussion?!?
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

Instantly disillusioned and de-brainwashed acolytes of the slain Thulsa Doom solemnly douse their ceremonial torches into the sacred reflecting pool, free from his evil grip and ready to resume their normal lives as camel-herders and lotus dealers. Strains of "We Are The Champions" slowly build as Gilbert and Lewis…

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.