Hearing that sound, followed by her invisible touch…it's another day in paradise.

Did she ever have her picture on a bubble gum card? How can anyone say she's great if she never had her picture on a bubble gum card?

Straight into a fan.

I thought he was going a different route with the latter half. I couldn't wait for Treaty of Ghent Life of Brian.

It sadly isn't…until now!

The interview makes me wish I was a Disney Channel executive just so I could say random things all day and see how many of them make it into an actual series.

I'm originally from a small town outside of Ann Arbor, and I think it was a great place to grow up. (I also went to college there.) I agree with the comments about navigation, but there are a lot of great things to see in a nice atmosphere (at least in my opinion).

No! Not Beatles or Rolling Stones or Kinks or Who! Although I suppose I'm somewhat agnostic about Gerry and the Pacemakers.

Well, I guess I don't believe in nothin' no more.

I should not have read this article at work. I have to interact with the public, for Pete's sake! Now I just have to take a cold shower.

I'm still steaming over my Alec Baldwin beef notification.

That was a signed book? Sorry, I thought it was just a *burp* really old turkey sandwich.

I think the question on all minds is: will Homer Simpson call him Yeebus?

I bought one off a guy in a parking lot once. When I opened the box, it turned out to be a View-Master with some Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp discs.

One movie that sticks with me as a bad bait-and-switch was Phenomenon, the John Travolta movie. The first 2/3 were a mediocre "sci-fi in present-day reality" sort of movie, but the last third turns into a god-awful disease movie. Sadly, I still remember this movie when I really have no reason to give it a second…

I blame the media blamers.

So, how many flashback or flash-forward episodes will there be?

This summer, the big hero will be a big dummy.

I take it The Tomorrow People is another remake of the old British show?

So you're saying I should wait until after I see that scene before I burn the theater to the ground?