Could he take the Thursday, 9 P.M. ratings higher with a spinoff?

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Zom-Rom-Com Weekend, you mean.

"It would've been better with Herbert Lom," said Uncle Dom to his good friend Tom, who fought in 'Nam.

"And that's the tooth!"

Insert wild-eyed look and Tarzan yell here

Well, looking at the above face, I'm guessing Kristen Stewart?

The son is played by David Henrie, and the kid in Elf was Daniel Tay. Having said that, I could conceivably believe either as Bob Saget's kid.

@avclub-8c1bbcea199457b63dc39f7a024591f1:disqus Ah, I thought you might say that. The answer we were looking for, however, was Echo & the Bunnymen.

I'm actually fond of their remixed album, Appetite for Destruction…and Pie.

Cold fusion?
Perpetual motion machine?
Turkey sandwich where the turkey isn't a little dry?

I'm under the impression there was a group of guys who played in Liverpool who've had some works in various media about them.

I'm not worried about Ben; he's immortal because of all the blueberries he eats. I worry about all the others though.

On the plus side, I have some more titles to add to my ever-growing list of films to see.

It's all fun and games until Danny DeVito competes.

I'm imagining Cece from New Girl using her baby voice to sing pop songs. I'm rather amused by this.

He can talk about people like Paris Hilton all he wants. We all know he's really talking about his cousin Keith, who drives into town in his '75 Ford, drinks all the PBR unironically and loudly demands a Burt Reynolds career retrospective during the most emotional parts of every movie.

Until today, I thought it was over with XTC on top.

I'll try that later today after I have a roast beef sandwich for lunch, you clod!