I gave my blood to a blood bank. At least I think it was. They use 1973 Buicks as bloodmobiles, right?

"Don't Trust the C***, Now Let's Go Smoke Some Rock"

"Don't Trust the C***, Now Let's Go Smoke Some Rock"

I should have made a Mount Rushmore reference (or something more original or wittier, but who am I kidding) and added Nat King Cole. That was my error.

I should have made a Mount Rushmore reference (or something more original or wittier, but who am I kidding) and added Nat King Cole. That was my error.

If the world of Christmas music was a triumvirate, Andy Williams, Bing Crosby, and Johnny Mathis would rule it forever.

If the world of Christmas music was a triumvirate, Andy Williams, Bing Crosby, and Johnny Mathis would rule it forever.

Speaking as one of the few (the only?) AV Club commentors who prefers Beth Behrs to Kat Dennings, definitely.

Speaking as one of the few (the only?) AV Club commentors who prefers Beth Behrs to Kat Dennings, definitely.

I went in a Dutch house on a Dutch boulevard once. I went to the Dutch kitchen and saw, you guessed it, a Dutch…oh wait, what's that thing called where you put food in and it cooks the food? Well, nuts…

I went in a Dutch house on a Dutch boulevard once. I went to the Dutch kitchen and saw, you guessed it, a Dutch…oh wait, what's that thing called where you put food in and it cooks the food? Well, nuts…

I have to ask, do high school students actually try astral projection? It just seemed too 1970's for me.

I have to ask, do high school students actually try astral projection? It just seemed too 1970's for me.

There's a reason my original nickname for my left hand was my McClanahand.

There's a reason my original nickname for my left hand was my McClanahand.

There is a part of me that desperately wants to watch that if only for Death Week.

There is a part of me that desperately wants to watch that if only for Death Week.

Well, at least I know how it will end.

Well, at least I know how it will end.

I had a response as to how Chris Brown would end up being related to the main characters from Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns when I realized I know far more than I should about the fictional world of Tyler Perry.