I didn't know what AMA meant, so I initially assumed that you reported this observation to the American Medical Association.

I'm trying to imagine Leonardo DiCaprio as the dad on Suburgatory.

I'm trying to imagine Leonardo DiCaprio as the dad on Suburgatory.

So, she got the presidency and the new Dallas confused AGAIN?

So, she got the presidency and the new Dallas confused AGAIN?

"a video Bryan is making to tell his future child the story of his or her backstory"

"a video Bryan is making to tell his future child the story of his or her backstory"

At least in the non-Robert Smith division.

At least in the non-Robert Smith division.

Do you think she did the same for Two and a Half Men? (I don't mean to sound like a jerk; I actually am curious.)

Do you think she did the same for Two and a Half Men? (I don't mean to sound like a jerk; I actually am curious.)

Well, at least it's better than Adam Levine's idea for a weekly competition show with John Mayer, Who's Douchier?

Well, at least it's better than Adam Levine's idea for a weekly competition show with John Mayer, Who's Douchier?

Sadly, that is the most original idea I've heard in a while.

Sadly, that is the most original idea I've heard in a while.

I always thought love died with Barry White.

I always thought love died with Barry White.

So, when will Paul Thomas Anderson make a veiled Ayn Rand movie?

So, when will Paul Thomas Anderson make a veiled Ayn Rand movie?

I'm personally hoping for both.