There's a part of me that wishes this would occur in an era free of spoilers and internet leaks. It would be great to have people excited about something that could only be learned by seeing a movie, although the truth would almost certainly not live up to the hype.

YOU'RE RISKING A PATIENT'S LIFE!

YOU'RE RISKING A PATIENT'S LIFE!

All My Children? Wait…what do you mean it's not on?  Damn you, LaBeouf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All My Children? Wait…what do you mean it's not on?  Damn you, LaBeouf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a studio audience member, all I have to say is, "WOOOOOOOOOOO! UH-OHHHHHHH!"

As a studio audience member, all I have to say is, "WOOOOOOOOOOO! UH-OHHHHHHH!"

I remember looking forward to the days when I was out of school (I was in preschool or kindergarten at the time) and I could watch reruns of Mork and Mindy at 1:00. I watched some of it recently, and it pretty much confirmed that some of my taste as a kid was quite awful.

I remember looking forward to the days when I was out of school (I was in preschool or kindergarten at the time) and I could watch reruns of Mork and Mindy at 1:00. I watched some of it recently, and it pretty much confirmed that some of my taste as a kid was quite awful.

Agree completely about Stuckeyville, although maybe they thought it was too similar to other places already mentioned. I thought I would've really enjoyed living in a place like Stuckeyville.

Agree completely about Stuckeyville, although maybe they thought it was too similar to other places already mentioned. I thought I would've really enjoyed living in a place like Stuckeyville.

It's sad that I know what you're talking about.

It's sad that I know what you're talking about.

They're gonna hold off on that one until they see how "Phantom 309" does next Halloween.

They're gonna hold off on that one until they see how "Phantom 309" does next Halloween.

One of the examples I get the biggest kick out of is the Bob the Builder song being the Christmas #1 one year.

One of the examples I get the biggest kick out of is the Bob the Builder song being the Christmas #1 one year.

Well, at least there'll be an Orange Julius…wait a minute. No Orange Julius? NO ORANGE JULIUS?! IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, at least there'll be an Orange Julius…wait a minute. No Orange Julius? NO ORANGE JULIUS?! IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The kids' plans were thwarted when the developer ordered the bulldozing of every rec center in a 100-mile radius.