Major Twix lived next door to me for several years. Pleasant fellow, didn't talk much, nice to kids and animals. He had a strange habit of insisting on caramel being enclosed in the center of all his meals. They say it was uncontrolled diabetes that killed him, but I know it was the horrors of the battlefield.

Major Twix lived next door to me for several years. Pleasant fellow, didn't talk much, nice to kids and animals. He had a strange habit of insisting on caramel being enclosed in the center of all his meals. They say it was uncontrolled diabetes that killed him, but I know it was the horrors of the battlefield.

Even Alexander realized he never should have recorded that rock album.

Even Alexander realized he never should have recorded that rock album.

Perhaps, but I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I always figured the subtext of ALF was really the erotic adventures of Willie Tanner.

Perhaps, but I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I always figured the subtext of ALF was really the erotic adventures of Willie Tanner.

Quvenzhane Wallis.

Quvenzhane Wallis.

I likely won't see the movie reviewed above, but your movie is now a must-see for me.

I likely won't see the movie reviewed above, but your movie is now a must-see for me.

At least we'll see that Classic TV Club coverage of Just Legal that the kids have been demanding.

At least we'll see that Classic TV Club coverage of Just Legal that the kids have been demanding.

Animal Planet was going to remake Miami Vice with nutria, but then the Rat Bastards killed the cast.

Animal Planet was going to remake Miami Vice with nutria, but then the Rat Bastards killed the cast.

I agree with you. I just meant to say that I agreed with @avclub-af08cd66f82d1b9317433323b7c69320:disqus . I do not like the sound of this project either.

I agree with you. I just meant to say that I agreed with @avclub-af08cd66f82d1b9317433323b7c69320:disqus . I do not like the sound of this project either.

No argument from me. I have loved ELO since I bought a hits disc of theirs knowing them only as the group that did "Mr. Blue Sky." To someone like me who enjoys pop music with some joyous spectacle, ELO is nothing short of wonderful.

No argument from me. I have loved ELO since I bought a hits disc of theirs knowing them only as the group that did "Mr. Blue Sky." To someone like me who enjoys pop music with some joyous spectacle, ELO is nothing short of wonderful.

I wouldn't watch this if Shirley FEENEY was involved… (Lenny and Squiggy, however, definitely.)

I wouldn't watch this if Shirley FEENEY was involved… (Lenny and Squiggy, however, definitely.)