Wait a minute. A Johnny Depp story that involves neither Tim Burton nor Helena Bonham Carter?

The Very Best only merits a B? I would hate (or love?) to read a review of The Absolute, Bottom-of-the-Barrel, Scum-Sucking Worst.

The Very Best only merits a B? I would hate (or love?) to read a review of The Absolute, Bottom-of-the-Barrel, Scum-Sucking Worst.

I looked up Celtic music on the internets and learned that, actually, "Glee" star Kevin McHale invented it.

I looked up Celtic music on the internets and learned that, actually, "Glee" star Kevin McHale invented it.

Apparently it's having just the right (or wrong) combination of Rock & Rye and Redpop.

Apparently it's having just the right (or wrong) combination of Rock & Rye and Redpop.

I'll wait for the behind-the-scenes documentary, Chronicling Chronicle's Chronicle: The Chronicles of Chronicle.

I'll wait for the behind-the-scenes documentary, Chronicling Chronicle's Chronicle: The Chronicles of Chronicle.

Upon learning that Fox hired the director, a Sony executive said, "Are you yankin' my Trank?"

Upon learning that Fox hired the director, a Sony executive said, "Are you yankin' my Trank?"

I thought they got repetitive, but the ones narrated by a high-pitched Bob Saget are on par with Chaplin.

I thought they got repetitive, but the ones narrated by a high-pitched Bob Saget are on par with Chaplin.

No, now you're thinking of Mo Vaughn.

No, now you're thinking of Mo Vaughn.

Let me know when you're thinking of something blue.

Let me know when you're thinking of something blue.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris Brown's greatest hits album has a disclaimer stating that it contains all but one of his biggest hits.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Chris Brown's greatest hits album has a disclaimer stating that it contains all but one of his biggest hits.

Tyler Perry and Martin Lawrence.