Horizon Zero Dawn plays amazingly. When you're fighting robots.

Dwarf Fortress comes to mind.

Eh. Dane Cook makes a pretty perfect Robbie, in my estimation.

Rockland County, NY. So many assholes.

Actual conversation between a 60ish year old man and a 60ish year old bagel shop employee I once overheard, after the man unleashed a ludicrous coffee order (swear to god he asked for the sugar to be dissolved in water before being added to the coffee) and the employee mixed up a few details:

People can get offended by fiction.

One of the chats you can add in is "Nice block!"

Have you seen Wolf's efforts on Jeopardy!?

Brian Williams is really, really, really funny. I wish he would wind up in a comedic non-news role.

In like five years, someone's gonna quote this post out of context and make you look bad.

He passed away recently, and my facebook feed was full of people talking about how admirable he was for standing up to Hannity.

They're too pretty. And there's something to "property brothers" that sounds fake, like Family Bros. Pizza in Futurama.

I've put some work into convincing someone I ride with a lot who is more on the right-wing side of the spectrum that NPR is great. And they're convinced! Until a weekend comedy/game show like "Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me" comes on and they get hit with five really, really, REALLY easy/dumb/unfunny anti-Republican jokes.

I think the internet Nazis like it. I know Breitbart gets a pretty large number of page views, whether that's liberals who hate it or Nazis (not all conservatives are Nazis, just to make that clear) who like it or trolls and bots who are trying to ruin the world by driving up page views from terrible sources and…

Their job is to make money. It turns out there's tons and tons of money in terrifying old people with scary news about how bad liberals are.

I actually like Kornheiser. And Woody Paige, too. I tend to like ESPN personalities who recognize that sports are dumb. I say this as a big fan of sports.

I like Oliver and Noah well enough, but the left-wing comedy news format that Stewart pioneered isn't doing us any favors.

yup.

So uh… liberals don't like television characters (yes, characters) whose job it is to piss off liberals?

I think those were the first two games I ever got.