Yeah. Damn near any bland carb works for me, but tortillas are high on the list.

I don't really snack on this, but I should.

Should I or should I not get an NES classic?

On one hand, this sounds great and looks great and is more or less up my alley, but on the other hand, isn't "Lee is the kind of miserable bastard who’d rather sucker-punch a stranger at the bar than go home with the beautiful woman trying to pick him up" a pretty beat-up archetype by now? And isn't there something…

Grain Belt.

I just replayed it. It holds up pretty well!

Early 3D platformers don't hold up great. Some do, but most don't.

Avenue Q nailed it a while back with that "Everyone's a little bit racist" song.

Essentially, it's calling someone not an (white) alpha male. That they're letting themselves get walked all over by stronger men, women, minorities, etc. It has an uncomfortable sexual frustration tinge.

Yup. I'm up in South Dakota, originally from NY. Not exactly sure how the Democrats can make significant progress here, although I do like it here.

My college's big sport was hockey. One year, our big rival's goalie's name was Grummet-Morris. Everyone would call him "hyphen".

Along similar lines, "let's pick Tim Kaine for VP! He can speak Spanish. That'll get out the latino vote!" is, in retrospect, tons of transparent pandering crap.

It's a few different things.

I'm not crying in the middle of the local Asian buffet. You're crying in the middle of the local Asian buffet.

I always try to remind people that nobody liked him on September 10th.

"Mazel Tov Cocktail" is the sort of phrase that inspires me to join too many fantasy sports leagues just so that I can use it as a team name.

This is how I pictured Don Delillo. Then I saw him at a thing and he was just a guy and I was let down.

Don't forget the Ricketts family's political activities, such as reeeeeeeeeeally wanting to execute someone in Nebraska.

Does this help? Should I be doing this?

This came out a decade ago? God, I'm old.