Also, Cribs.

There's no trick to it. It's just a simple trick.

The Troop
High school monster hunters show on Nick. My wife and I love that show. It's a quirky, hilarious, less serious Buffy.
Also, Olivia is really low key funny.

I thought that was Jenny and the Ess-Dog.

Soooooooo, Kathy Foster's available?

I don't believe they actually wrote the Bug song themselves. I think it was written by people from the show. Still pretty good, though.

I took a required marketing class last semester. It was sixteen weeks of having to pretend to take that press release bullshit somewhat seriously.

Just the thought of that type of scenario playing itself out always stopped me dead in my tracks if I thought some girl I just met was cute and nice. It's a miracle I ever found someone and got married.

Out of season Michael Cera's aren't worth the trouble.

Well, they are living jokes.

Animal Farm is about how we should all eat as much pork as we can because pigs are evil.

Millard Filmore as Howard the Duck.

Alliance Commander: "You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?"
Zoe: "Fought with a lot of people in the war."
Alliance Commander: "And your husband?"
Zoe: "Fight with him sometimes, too."

Always sober. Always aaaaaaCHIIIIIIING!

This situation could probably result in a Conan taking over for Letterman scenario, which makes a hell of a lot more sense. I'm not sure Letterman is anywhere near retirement, though, especially with the ratings he's getting now.

I guess spending hours scribbling angry rants in notebook upon notebook and perfecting the art of produce execution leaves you little time to know who Elaine Boosler and Dom Irerra are.

They should hand out WBC to every guy when he hits 19 and say, "This will be your love life for at least the next decade."

I nominate Tracy Morgan as Mjolnir. Else it's just going to be a bunch of white people taking themselves waaaaay too seriously.

Chuck Klosterman's "In the meantime…Suck it" would be a pretty awesome title.

Newt Gingrich as a racist puppet with Jeff Dunham's hand up his ass? I might watch that.