The Master Race only uses PS3.

Yes! Down with the Monopolist of Telephony!

Give them another chance. The recent one(s) have been enjoyable.

Some of us have other things to do Teadoust. *Sigh* Sorry, but I am a little cranky from remembering when I was the "good" Hitler. Man of the Year. Man of the Year. *Tear*

I can't imagine anyone invites you into their home. In fact, I would wager that I would be a much more welcome guest. That's right, History's Greatest Monster is preferable to you. Think on that.

Nope, they created a collaboration apart. Damn foreigner.

There's more than one of us? That's awkward.

Did I fake my suicide for nothing? When can the healing begin?!?

Never leave troll alert, we need you now more than ever.

Tell me more about this master of steel will and iron flesh.

Actually, Errol Flynn was pretty fancy, so I don't see him getting involved in real fisticuffs. He was a NAZI spy though.

Does it make me a hipster that by Amelie moving to something bigger I will never have any dealings (such as they were) with her again?

Can we please get back to ladies in uniforms.

People on this site don't seem to be familiar with the term "Jack Mormon". Or as the old joke goes "How do you stop a Mormon from drinking all your beer when you go fishing?"

Who is this Red Skull, and why does my heart thrill to his proposed speech?

I will never apologize. Also, I have no other alter ego on the AV Club.

Coach Taylor? No way is he getting past the guard dogs. Disaster averted.

I thought you were English.

Happy Birthday, Silly Buns. Modell, on the other hand, can catch a train ride to Krakow.

I'm the Hitler, and I'll cry if I want to.