a 60 Minutes report in the 80s told me that Rastas hit drums aimed at the four corners of the earth to prevent any Pope from escaping.

whatever happened to the fuckin' Duke of Earl?

@avclub-58deef2e771fccf51741836cedecf5e8:disqus - any man, or even Cute Boy, worth any time at all would have eagerly accepted. It might not sound sexy to you, but it's purring and cooing as far as my stomach is concerned.
I see now others have said much the same thing. As for fancy-dinner #2; same meatloaf, maybe…

I've seen others apply that allegation to Linda Ronstandt's cover of "Sail Away", or perhaps towards her audience hearing the song.

wait, how does Lady not make that list? just kidding. haven't seen it mentioned at all in these comments yet, and needed to fix that.

I played the 2 versions of football, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Pitfall 2, and Defender so much my right pinky still makes a clicking sound (the joint cracking) if I press it down into the palm.

Harvey took the call in NY, he didn't need QT's permission? Just guessing.

at midnight?

Yes, this. The whole point of that - I don't know what to call it, it's not a documentary, it's not a movie, and it's certainly not about the subject matter suggested in the title - that Thing Called Heckler is, from what I can tell, essentially Jamie Kennedy begging critics not to tell people that he sucks in…

Watched for the Queen Latifah. Stayed for it not being horrible in syndication….wow, holy crap this article has a point - that was a decade ago…

Dear Mr. O'Neal - what happened to your shoulders?

Nick, why do women get mad when you call them looney tunes, no matter how nicely you say it?

so, Albert Brooks > Seth Rogen and Debbie Reynolds > Barbra Striesand?

I'm way too high for this right now.
* - said the editor of this fine web publication, clicking,"OK"

i know a guy who fell in, and lost his shoes to, a bog just outside Glasgow. so he got to go shoe shopping there. he described the one style available at the nearest shop as "a frankenstein polio boot". when he told the shopkeeper his story of falling in a bog and losing his shoes, she replied, "it should happen to…

wait, what? what? you abstained from the gene simmons book review board to post this made up nonsense?

Mr. O'Neal -

"Oh, my, dear. You have the bicep of a 58 year old man. I'm going to avoid eye contact with it and pray there's a decent meal to be had at this parade of doggerel."

Lobsters must be dead…there are no replies even to this thread.

…as long as "Grotus" is still Gene Simmons and he only appears 3 times during the season, because of referred-to and enormous payouts. i'm very much on board.