@avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus - i'm trying to finish the comments section before moving on to the afternoon fap. please take it easy.

@avclub-6258e285eeb51b21d01ffe9cb9f9c1d1:disqus - i'm trying to finish the comments section before moving on to the afternoon fap. please take it easy.

your face is going to stay like that if you don't stop it.

your face is going to stay like that if you don't stop it.

it's not really a hedgerow, is it?

it's not really a hedgerow, is it?

no, sir or madam dubium, you are mistaken. that no-talent ass clown sucks at his primary profession and always has. that he is successful and enjoyed by others is neither here nor there; he still sucked. something can be very popular in this country and still suck tremendous balls; i.e. Kim Kardashian.

no, sir or madam dubium, you are mistaken. that no-talent ass clown sucks at his primary profession and always has. that he is successful and enjoyed by others is neither here nor there; he still sucked. something can be very popular in this country and still suck tremendous balls; i.e. Kim Kardashian.

TRUTH: I dressed as gemni, the half-joker thing in the video once for Halloween. I know this would absolutely win me that sweet hat from the swag bag contest but I do not have any pictures.

TRUTH: I dressed as gemni, the half-joker thing in the video once for Halloween. I know this would absolutely win me that sweet hat from the swag bag contest but I do not have any pictures.

GO TO OTHER COMPUTERS AND CREATE OTHER LOGINS AND VOTE AGAIN FOR GWAR! ENOUGH IS NOT BEING DONE!
(end transmission/demonic possession)

GO TO OTHER COMPUTERS AND CREATE OTHER LOGINS AND VOTE AGAIN FOR GWAR! ENOUGH IS NOT BEING DONE!
(end transmission/demonic possession)

on a recent webisode of comedians in cars getting coffee:
Mel Brooks: "You know who I admire lately, and not because I think he's funny, I admire his commercial aptitude. ….Louis CK."
Seinfeld: "His business acumen, you mean."
Brooks: "Yes!"
Seinfeld: "One thing's for sure, Mel, this is getting cut out, I'll be damned if…

on a recent webisode of comedians in cars getting coffee:
Mel Brooks: "You know who I admire lately, and not because I think he's funny, I admire his commercial aptitude. ….Louis CK."
Seinfeld: "His business acumen, you mean."
Brooks: "Yes!"
Seinfeld: "One thing's for sure, Mel, this is getting cut out, I'll be damned if…

i remember hating them so much i was rooting for the bad things to happen. (edit: and win)

i remember hating them so much i was rooting for the bad things to happen. (edit: and win)

WHERE'S FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN?

i like to imitate forrest gump as much as the next guy, but i dislike the movie so much,  i will hate-watch it.

i like to imitate forrest gump as much as the next guy, but i dislike the movie so much,  i will hate-watch it.

i would watch the hell out of a reality show where courtney and mike were forced to live together, or tour together, or sit in the same room and talk to each other. especially if they gave the one who didn't punch the other first like ten grand.