More insulting than "Sway"?!?!

I would not expect there to be TWO Josh's among the top three-billed stars in a breakdancing movie.  Maybe a movie about a nebbish pediatrician confronting his domineering mother at Passover.

So am I to assume that Josh Holloway does no actual breakdancing?

'Cause Ip Man.

"…for the LAST time."  Synopsis: Ip Man is looking forward to a relaxing vacation in Corsica… when his flight is taken over by Basque separatist terrorists.  Set on Boeing's new Dreamliner 787, Ip Man must use his fists to save the frightened crew and passengers.  Kenan Thompson provides comic relief.

Also not about an undercover cop who gets IN TOO DEEP, gets addicted to drugs, and does something with Gregg Allman (I kinda fell asleep near the end).

"Bake 'em away, Toys."

She will, however, be eating up the craft services table.

What hijinks has she gotten into with Florence, Bentley and Helen Willis now?

Season 1 of Dexter (back when it wasn't ass).

That has become the problem with this feature.  It has (had) promise.  Some of the early Hatesongs were interesting and funny.  The problem is when they move from criticism of the music and musician to criticism of the people who may like it (or in Dave Hill's world, the "squares").  Then it just becomes mean-spirited…

He really does sound preternaturally insufferable.  Not helped by the fact that the first sentence of the AVClub review of his book is:

Also, when I said "you've got to be fucking kidding me" just now when I read that an AVClub writer had some shitty band's trite lyrics tattooed on his chest. 

The one that always makes me laugh (even though it is bleeped) is the South Park where Cartman finds out the girls in school have not ranked him among the cute boys:

"Now THAT'S how you scrub a fucking bloodstain!"

As to the question of how Lenny Kravitz became famous, I thought the answer was the usual — because his parents were rich and famous.  His mother was Roxie Roker from the Jeffersons, right?

Stupid breeders.  They should be forced to spend time with their stupid banal offspring 24 hours a day.  If only they could experience the passions of Dave Hill — cataloging his vintage vinyl collection and shopping for the perfect retro green blazer.

Yup, I went to a show on that Spin Doctors and Soul Asylum tour.  Screaming Trees also on the bill.  I do still like me some Screaming Trees.

Don't question the A1 method!!!

Good Heavens Miss Sakamoto, your crystal meth is beautiful