"You have won second prize in a contest to determine who is the most fertile female, to be kept as a breeding slave to repopulate the planet.  Collect $10."

"Laurie wants to talk about your relationship with your son in midst of zombie armageddon.  Move back three spaces."

P.W. Boltha gets the gasface.  Ha!  They really stuck it to P.W. Boltha.

You know who knows how to handle Gypsyies?  Joe Mantegna.

I figured "Freshenmeyer" was a Jewish name.

Wouldn't it be more upsetting to the people at BIG FACE?

BUT HOW MANY GUNS DOES IT HAVE?!?!?!

His wang-shaking fighting stye, however, was considered first-rate.

Woozle Wuzzle?

[Door opens. Angus Scrimm appears]: No… it's not.

WAAAAAAAAAALLLLLTTTT!

I gotta say that the trailer intrigued me.  Any chance of an On-Demand release in addition to theatrical?

"Mr. Drummond, you taught us about the birds and the bees.  But that wasn't nothing compared to what those mice were doin'!"

He couldn't save Dudley!  <sob>  My poor sweet Dudley <sob>

Don't pity her.  She's well taken-care of by her low-carb diet empire and her black general-interest magazine division.

MORE INCEST!  Wait… NO INCEST!

MORE INCEST!  Wait… NO INCEST!

To The Hangover: Part II and Lady in the Water??

Can we get a "Spoiler Space" for this?  Isn't there a twist?

Um, are you an adult?  If so, none of them.