I always wondered what those hordes of screaming girls were actually planning to DO to the Beatles if they ever caught them.  Tear their clothes off and start furiously performing fellatio? Engage in an unending series of orgiastic delights in the middle of Trafalgar Square?

I always wondered what those hordes of screaming girls were actually planning to DO to the Beatles if they ever caught them.  Tear their clothes off and start furiously performing fellatio? Engage in an unending series of orgiastic delights in the middle of Trafalgar Square?

Pardon my unenlightened America-centric question, but what is a "video nasty"?

Pardon my unenlightened America-centric question, but what is a "video nasty"?

"Susan Boyle is one of the most (3.7 billion) beautiful women in the world."

"Susan Boyle is one of the most (3.7 billion) beautiful women in the world."

I don't remember the lyrics referencing a Channel Derp.

I don't remember the lyrics referencing a Channel Derp.

Cause those chicks were hot?

Cause those chicks were hot?

First executive order by President Camacho.

First executive order by President Camacho.

@EvelKareebel:disqus I saw that musical.  It was called the Opening Ceremony to the 2012 Summer Olympics.  It had teenagers sexting, or something…

@EvelKareebel:disqus I saw that musical.  It was called the Opening Ceremony to the 2012 Summer Olympics.  It had teenagers sexting, or something…

(Sung to the tune of Oh when the Saints Go Marching In)

(Sung to the tune of Oh when the Saints Go Marching In)

Dr. Pepper looks down his nose at the less-educated.

Dr. Pepper looks down his nose at the less-educated.

Sally Field should show up in the third act and beat Maggie Gyllenhall's ass!

Sally Field should show up in the third act and beat Maggie Gyllenhall's ass!