That commercial is three years old.

Shamelessly pander for an Emmy nomination…LIKE A BOSS.

Wow, most other outlets are raving about this.  Slate called it the next great American drama (or something).  I guess I must continue to trust the avclub.  Except you really hosed Scott Pilgrim.

I haven't seen it, but I've heard that P:War Zone got it very very right.

And the cartoon penguins appear on the Freezy Freakies…. when it's not even cold!

Roger Ebert doesn't remember what it's like to eat.

Tobias was thinking about a particularly saucy episode of Match Game with Nipsey Russell.

Kim Delaney ain't no Asian!

It's weird, but I'm STILL not tired of it.

I hope to one day be described in media outlets as "hairy-bellied".

Voltron has to defend the entire fucking universe?  Not just one solar system, or one galaxy, but the whole thing?

Ha ha, you're horrible too.

I had that same thought during the silly Jesus scenes.  He was really the original zombie.  In that he rose from the dead, and feasted on human flesh (admittedly I'm a little hazy on the latter part; I dropped out of Sunday school).

So the black dude (what's his name?  Tyrone?  Marcus?  That's racist, I'm terrible) cuts the holy hell out of his radial artery, and bleeds out enough to pass out.  And then five minutes later, they just tape a band-aid to it, and he's all good?

The most interesting character in this episode was wooden Jesus.

Look at all those condiments.  They get their own paper bowls.

They liked "Footloose".  You wouldn't say Footloose is gay.

@avclub-e3dd0f24ae71a2646850db1513dd36ef:disqus I just meant that Thinner had a whole-lot of revenge Gypsy-killin' by Joe Mantegna, that would probably satisfy @avclub-1f5b519cde67ac0d0fcab419aa3048a4:disqus 's genocidal gypsy-blood-lust.

I felt bad for DJ Shadow; I came here to post just so he wouldn't have zero comments.  But you beat me to it.

Followed by "I Enjoy Looking Allison Brie's Mammary Glands" starring Kat Dennings.