I thought of that, too, but when Al was actually in the episode, all was forgiven.

Pet Sematary certainly gives off an eerie feel, particularly in its concluding scenes, but I found Salem's Lot substantially scarier. The reanimation of corpses just didn't get to me as much as the mildly supernatural, positively lethal possibility of vampires.

Hey-oh!

WHO DID IT WORK WITH WHO WHO TELL US DAVE (sorry I meant idiotking)

I bet Braff's a cuddler then leaver. I'd prefer the cuddler/leaver combination to the cuddler/cryer.

Just an Oscar for Jerry Maguire, though he did win a Character and Morality in Entertainment Award for Radio!

I saw them open for Green Day in 2005 or so. Is that an improvement, or…?

He's in Milk and Running with Scissors. I imagine he's in more than that, but those are the two movies that feel like they matter.

Rabin tweeted today that he regrets not giving it an F. In his words, "The awfulness lingers."

Lemur-like eyes + hippie-like sensibilities + hygiene + lots of movie roles as mean manic pixie dream girls who might be a teensy bit attainable + marriage to ultimate Sad Regular Guy Ben Gibbard + funny voice = the appeal of Zooey Deschanel.

I'm really excited for both pumpkin beer and pumpkin ice cream.

I used to be one of those. I was going to make another "It gets better" joke here, but instead, I'll say that unemployment makes holidays and Fridays seem like a bad joke. Sorry, Cory. (Can I call you Cory?)

That was one of the most snarkless Newswire posts in recent memory. Did I miss a joke somewhere in there?

I LOVE THE FRED SAVAGE EPISODE WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

The best moment in the horror spoof (which I definitely didn't rewatch a month ago, if you were wondering) is when they talk about the virgin rule, Jack says "I'm dead," Eric says "I'm dead," and Shawn says "I'm as close as you can be to dead without actually being dead."

I want to hear Santana serenade Brittany with "Bret, You've Got It Going On."

I haven't watched this show since the ill-advised "homophobic jock is gay!" episode, but I still think "CHORD OVERSTREET!" to myself every now and again.

Avatar: The Last Airbender. Now. Forever. The rest of your life.

idiotking bait
Resident homosexual Dave Silverstone, what do you have to say on the subject?

Neve Campbell is in Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical. And she's fantastic for about 10 minutes. Just throwing that out there.