2010 Hyundai Sonata. Not planning on getting another until this guy keels over and dies. Literally.

Satan's Alley
For some reason, the Satan's Alley clip is way funnier when it's not in English.

Also, a toy Greendale Human Being. Why do they sell the mug, and not the toy, on the NBC site?

I thought that was an interesting little development. I imagine it went on for at least a couple episodes after "Modern Warfare."

"Grow up weiner" was the first of many, many times I laughed out loud at this episode.

Hey, hey, I described it as "shockingly." He's just surprisingly athletic-looking. And Donald Glover is pretty normal, build-wise, but the bones around his neck all stick out a great deal. Therein lies the skinniness. Or something.

Speaking of, did anyone notice that Danny Pudi is shockingly built?

I have to disagree here. I think Moore is making a really strong effort to at least personally close the book on BSG, and it's all other staff who are taking the idea further. He's not involved with Blood and Chrome, the new spinoff, at all, and was only tangentially connected to Caprica. This isn't his idea.

I also thought it was Tom Green. Glad I wasn't the only one.

There are people watching Mike and Molly, right? CBS keeps insisting to me during HIMYM that it's TV's number one new comedy.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Gotta get pregaming for the movie. Also, some Angel and a bit of Top Gear. Killer combination, that.

He's very good in Inception, although it's hard for any of the individual performers to command attention specifically, given that the cast is great all around. I also like him a lot in Batman Begins and Red Eye.

*cries*

Billy is terrific, nearly a tearjerker in the final moments. Also, john, you don't like Lilah? She's great!

That's one of my all time favorite TAL stories. He also does some good work on the Moth podcast, which everyone should listen to.

I think we've already been over this.

Did anyone not say "fuck" or some variation thereof when Gretchen won? I did! It was a nice moment for me.

Jayma Mays
I was going to say something along the lines of "At least Jayma Mays got 'Toucha Toucha Touch Me", then I remembered Will's not-quite-too-hot-for-TV O face in the background, and I got depressed all over again.

I got it, guys: "GLEETARDS."

I was really disappointed at the thought it wouldn't be the image and when I saw it here, I nearly squealed in delight. So, yeah. Thanks. Again.