"Knife to see you."

"Diarrhea Pockets! "

Bleh, first sentence should have quote marks on it. Stupid brane.

Personally, I think Claire's at least partly dead

AncientChineseScret, you have discovered a ModernBritishSecret; Little Britain is not worth the time.

He should write a horror movie. And make sure that he features a scene where a car won't start, but they give it one last try.

Just to be an annoying internet contrarian, I've got nothing against Cruz in that movie (and still have heaps of residual affection for her for Volver), but I liked Rebecca Hall way more than anyone else in that movie except Javier Bardem. Where's her nomination?

Raul Julia's speech to Chun Li about destroying her village is a classic.

I'll take Van Sant's calm and Harris Savides' lush lighting and unusual framing over Boyle's shoutyscreamy attention-seeking horrorshow and Anthony Dod Mantle's Dutchtilt-Dutchtilt-Dutchtilt-zzzzzzzzz work any day.

Slumdog Millionaire made me hate cinema. I watched The Wrestler two days later and fell in love again. Fuck you Slumdog, you ugly-ass abrasive nonsensical idiot.

Seconding In Bruges for Best Picture. And Best Actor. And Best Supporting Actor. And Best Director. And Best Use of a Gun That Fires Blanks.

Who hates The Delgados? The Great Eastern FTW.

Who hates The Delgados? The Great Eastern FTW.

Is this debate (voiced a couple of times throughout this page) our generation's "Paul or John"? Where does that leave me? I always liked George best. Does that mean I should be praising Geologist or Deakin?

SPOILERS FOR THE INVASION!

"I take offense at that 'terrible' remark, Admiral. "

Instead film critics throughout London suffered eye haemorrhages from all of the risible tripe they had been exposed to.

Lovecraft, you owe it to yourself to see it. Even repeated viewings have not robbed it of its impact, and even that tacked on ending doesn't ruin it (and has a deeply unsettling effect anyway). And holy cow yes, his work on Pumpkinhead was terrific. I shall feel no shame seeing G-Force now I know he's worked on it.

Thanks for the clarification, Scott. I'm weirdly relieved to hear things are copacetic between them. I've heard rumors about the commentary in the past and had an unrealistic idea of what their banter was like.

Bojan Bazelli
A great photographer. His work on Fererra's excellent Body Snatchers remake is some of my favourite photography ever. I was lucky enough to see that on the big screen at an arts cinema in Birmingham (UK), and it blew my mind.