I'm pretty sure the only person allowed to call her "sister" is her lover.

"Discussions of things that were different in the books or confirmations of things that won’t happen count as spoilers, too. Have you read the books and want to discuss what’s coming? That’s what our experts reviews are for."

Coincidentally the latest episode of Simpsons had the smoothest blends of plots I've seen recently.

I genuinely thought this was a great episode. I laughed out loud more than I can ever remember doing in the last few seasons. How am I alone in this?

Are you unfamiliar with the concept of A, B and C plot or did you just start watching television starting with this episode?

Wrong. One was of the pig, the other clearly of a man (Krieger)

How on earth was it implied that Krieger was fucking the pig? The X-rays clearly show one rod in the pig, and one in Krieger. Nothing to do with wangs. Krieger is creepy, but don't make up creep out of thin air.

That was pretty ridiculous, I could buy the Jor El hologram (could be done with mist-projection), but a green screen? Why not use a regular projection screen? OK, I'll be cool. For once. Once.

Sim City

Sim City

Was the Gloria C-plots swapped in the two episodes? She was WAY more pregnant in the first episode birthing class episode (where she's wearing flexible clothes) than in the second one where she's coming to grips with it.

Was the Gloria C-plots swapped in the two episodes? She was WAY more pregnant in the first episode birthing class episode (where she's wearing flexible clothes) than in the second one where she's coming to grips with it.

"Cue" is overly difficult to spell?

"Cue" is overly difficult to spell?

Nailed it. Lisa Goes Gaga was by far the Worst. Episode. Ever. of the Simpsons. And I am a late seasons apologists. This was more than passable.

Nailed it. Lisa Goes Gaga was by far the Worst. Episode. Ever. of the Simpsons. And I am a late seasons apologists. This was more than passable.

This whole article was lost upon me from never having watched a single episode of Sopranos. But I agree with the premise nonetheless.

This whole article was lost upon me from never having watched a single episode of Sopranos. But I agree with the premise nonetheless.

There's an old Norwegian expression, possibly of racist origins, that explains what you went through. You've been "Shanghaied".

There's an old Norwegian expression, possibly of racist origins, that explains what you went through. You've been "Shanghaied".