Buh?

I haven't seen any of these! What do I win?

Do I make the check out to "SkinnyGrunt"?

Note to young screenwriters: a little "hardboiled philosophizing" goes a loooong way

"Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now..16 years old!"

The Bowery Boys are pretty dreadful, but I enjoy a lot of the other matinee stuff on TCM, and I miss it in February. I'm really not up for "Now, Voyager" at 10 AM on a Saturday.

"..and the New York Times graphic novel bestseller list, I don't know what's going on, but people are talking, and Rosie O'Donnell.."

I remember being terrified by Malkovich's character. I think it's the scene where he kills the bank employees that did it. It's so sudden and brutal. It had the same impact as Lecter's escape in SOTL.

Ford has always been my favorite action star for his ability to display fear, which none of his contemporaries seemed to share. Willis had a bit of it in the original Die Hard.

Men's shirts at that. I'm so confused!

It's true though, episode IX is just stormtroopers murdering people, Beru and Owen style.

They said they'll probably re-institute the rate cut after they've "had time to review it", which means they want to take credit for it. Same with Obam..I mean, Trumpcare

Stink fish pot!

Is Gaffigan on the not-cool list? That's a shame. There are more clever comedians out there, but I don't know anyone who comes close to him in terms of jokes per minute. I like Oswalt and Louis C.K. too but they can be frustratingly low-energy at times.

I'm betting his work on this amounted to less than 48 hours, required traveling no further than the nearest recording studio, and paid as much as I've earned in my life to date.

I love Indian food, but I thought not having any idea what you were ordering was half the fun

What was funnier; that everyone on the LA freeway was driving 10 MPh, or that they were moving at all?

Whereas no liberal was ever annoyed by a conservative's views on Obama

Bright side; this frees up more air time for independent films like Predators, Die Hard, and the Matrix trilogy

Only because no one else mentioned him yet, Jackie Stiles