I guessing all this talk about Pokémon "gyms" involves no actual weights or exercise equipment. I'm old.

Agreed. So much potential left untapped. The re-release of Mad Season's "Above" includes a live performance of most of the album. He had such a powerful voice live.

mmmmmmm, 64 slices of American cheese.

Your pain is self chosen. RIP Layne.

The shirts in Spinal Tap were great, in particular Nigel's skeleton shirt (My exact inner structure, medically accurate) and David St. Hubbin's Solar System shirt.

I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.

Puppet Show
Spinal Tap

VILE WEED!

I'm with you. I'll just say the end of Season 5 might be the best stretch of episodes in the series.
In order, The Stall, The Dinner Party, The Marine Biologist, The Pie, The Stand-In, The Wife, The Raincoats, The Fire, The Hamptons, and The Opposite.

El Paso, spent a month there one night.

In addition to being a postmaster, I'm a general. And we both know, it's the job of a general to, by God, get things done. So maybe you can understand why I get a little irritated when someone calls me away from my golf."
Also, "You check your blood sugar and you check it often, there's no…

Number 64, Family Feast.

"Listen Ramon, I've got three friends already, I can't really handle anymore"

Skin Cancer!

Love Sinatra at The Sands. Such a time capsule of that era.
Especially his 10 minute chat with the audience. He says something about "Gilly's West" and the crowd eats it up.

The weekend comes, my cycle hums.

2016 can "Sit on it". Definitely not cool like Fonzie. 2016 is the Ralph Malph of years.

This is similar to outfits worn by Axl Rose in the early 90s, especially the kilt and cut off flannel. But instead of a Marilyn Manson shirt he wore a Charles Manson one.

I stood outside of Steven Pearcy's house and played Round and Round with my buddy, me on recorder, him on guitar. He yelled at us, so later we went into his garage and stole a pair of leather pants, one snakeskin boot, and some beer.

I wish I was named "Dean Israelite".