I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm personal friends with Merlin Olsen

I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I'm personal friends with Merlin Olsen

Glad you brought that up. Underrated quote, "Gene Tenace at the plate…whammy!" 

Glad you brought that up. Underrated quote, "Gene Tenace at the plate…whammy!" 

Same here…. no one ever picks up on it but it's one of the best lines.

Same here…. no one ever picks up on it but it's one of the best lines.

Also like "Our top story tonight, a La Jolla man clings to life, after being attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool."
(The best part is the OTS featuring 3 dogs that says Bark, Bark, Bark)

Also like "Our top story tonight, a La Jolla man clings to life, after being attacked by a pack of wild dogs in an abandoned pool."
(The best part is the OTS featuring 3 dogs that says Bark, Bark, Bark)

Ohhhhh Baxter, my perfect little gentleman.. take you to foggy London-town!

Ohhhhh Baxter, my perfect little gentleman.. take you to foggy London-town!

Unique New York, The Arsonist had oddly shaped feet, the human torch was denied a bank loan, ow now brown cow, I had ribs for lunch… ribs.

Unique New York, The Arsonist had oddly shaped feet, the human torch was denied a bank loan, ow now brown cow, I had ribs for lunch… ribs.

Jealous!

Jealous!

Developed by astronauts who quit the space program to dedicate their lives to developing rotisseries.

Developed by astronauts who quit the space program to dedicate their lives to developing rotisseries.

What about the pantastic new 8 in 1 Superpan? It bakes, it boils, it fries, it broasts, it brakes, it froils, and it bribles!

What about the pantastic new 8 in 1 Superpan? It bakes, it boils, it fries, it broasts, it brakes, it froils, and it bribles!

That Visa commercial with the "boring" guy infuriates me. The fact he goes to an Alicia Keys concert is ridiculous and reminds me of the Office episode where Michael alludes to going to an Alicia Keys concert by himself. The girl who dumped him was correct.

That Visa commercial with the "boring" guy infuriates me. The fact he goes to an Alicia Keys concert is ridiculous and reminds me of the Office episode where Michael alludes to going to an Alicia Keys concert by himself. The girl who dumped him was correct.