Walter and Skylar White or Hal and Lois from Malcolm in the Middle.. mainly because I want Bryan Cranston as my dad.

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OH MY! Balloon Knot. I would watch this show if they signed Howard.

I'd put up with a little Jerry to get A LOT of ELAINE

Yes

This point cannot be overstated. The entire subplot is gold Jordo.. Gold!

This Sims guy.. "eno enoa juang ". Which means, "this guy - this is not my kind of guy".

The whole Kramer subplot is one of his best ever.

Am I the only one who has that Sheena Easton song "My Baby Takes the Morning Train" on my ipod. Just hearing that song makes me laugh.

I didn't think Tony being dead was a theory. Man in Members Only jacket shot him in front of his family at that restaurant. It seems pretty clear to me.

You check your blood sugar and you check it often, there's no reason not to!

Wait, you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

YES! Totally forgot about "CHiPs" theme. It's the like the 70's distilled into 90 seconds.

I also thought the Community theme was about suicide.

Let's not forget Dallas. Not only the song but the tri-screen effect

Lets not forget Small Wonder. As creepy as it is catchy. "She's fantastic, made of plastic, microchips here and there" is my favorite part.

Also there are at least 3 versions of the intro, same song but changing cast.  The last one features Jonathan Hillerman(Higgins from Magnum PI). I highly recommend them all.

Sung by Roberta Flack! It's very underrated.

I thought you played keyboards? Doesn't Derek handle bass?

For themes that produce nightmares, yes, Unsolved Mysteries.