At least "mouf" rhymes with more. No wait, it's less.

If this is true, Berg didn't just lose my $10, he lost my $200. Because I repeatedly promised to see it 20 times in theaters if Liam Neeson said this.

I think you meant:

Maybe you can solve a mystery for me. I recently had Moxie for the first time in like nine years, and it tasted overwhelmingly sweet, and not how I remembered at all.

Good thing I read the replies to this comment before I posted, I was more or less going to post the exact same useless response.

Hasa diga eebowai!

Don't…ever stop.

Is it in any way surprising that Twilight wouldn't pass the Bechdel test?

I hardly fronts'd her!

Much.

Everyone knows the "golden age" of pirates was centuries 1400 through 1900.

Anything except X & Y.

Is this a jazz joke or something

Okay some of it is made in America.

Is the name supposed to be clever because Budweiser isn't made in America?

You're good.

I would like to calmly and decorously second this WHAT?!

So Goodwin Games is really just That One Episode of Sunny, Stretched Into a Series, and Probably Not Funny?

Does it?

This was the line of the night.