*HAULS ENTIRE THREAD TO THE WALL*

*YANKS SENOR SPIELBERGO AND PRIMER OFF STAGE*

*HAULS DIKACHU, COMMUNISTDOTTER, KIRK CAMERON LEFT ME BEHIND OFF STAGE*

*YANKS THE FULLY OPERATIONAL TOM BOMB OFF STAGE*

*JERKS PUD OFF STAGE*

*HAULS THREAD OFF STAGE*

*YANKS ENTIRE THREAD OFF STAGE*

*HAULS THREAD OFF STAGE*

*HOOKS ENTIRE THREAD OUT OF ITS MISERY*

*YANKS ARTEMISSTRONG OFF STAGE*

*YANKS HERO OFF STAGE*

*YANKS THREAD OFF STAGE*

*FAILS TO PERFORM ON DEMAND*

*YANKS MALFUNCTIONING EDDIE OFF STAGE*

*DEPLOYS AUXILIARY HOOK*

*HOOKS @AL CAPWNE*

*YANKS OP OFF STAGE*

*THROWS ENTIRE THREAD INTO PUGET SOUND*

*YANKS HERO OFF STAGE*

*YANKS THE ARCHMAGE INTO THE AETHER*