all of those TV shows except for Clerks are terrible. the Clerks TV show is awesome

In no universe is the MASH TV show better than the Altman film.

He should be directing, dammit!

You want a body sweep?

nah, this is for spoiled 25-year-old white folks who buy 3 jackets a year at Urban Outfitters

from Tupac to Kitty

This is the new social media pop culture reality. The discussion of things has replaced the things themselves. We'd rather talk about enjoying something than go and enjoy it.

Paul could have done a rad "Polly"

Paul could have done a rad "Polly"

If this movie contains this very scene, I will tear down the world if it doesn't win an Oscar

If this movie contains this very scene, I will tear down the world if it doesn't win an Oscar

Looks like every other movie involving robots and/or massive space alien battles on the Pacific Ocean (there have been a depressing number of things that fit into this very specific category, oh wow)

Looks like every other movie involving robots and/or massive space alien battles on the Pacific Ocean (there have been a depressing number of things that fit into this very specific category, oh wow)

Eh, there's only 20

Eh, there's only 20

Wait, when did it stop being exactly that?

Wait, when did it stop being exactly that?

Nathan Williams kinda has a Rosie O'Donnell thing going on now apparently

Nathan Williams kinda has a Rosie O'Donnell thing going on now apparently

What a good thing then that album artwork is actually not important.