I'm not sure whether I like Shortbus or not. It seems like a noble experiment that fails respectably.

The "holy shit Y Tu Mama Tambien is an amazing movie" thread
Holy shit, Y Tu Mama Tambien is an amazing movie.

So we're doin' the first time stories, huh?

Hinks, you're thinking of Cocksucker Blues. And I don't remember whether that was Jagger's dick or someone else's.

Also there's Play It Again, Sam, a Woody Allen movie in which his character (a film critic) is visited by/hallucinates the spirit of Sam from Casablanca, who helps him woo Diane Keaton.

Hey Beavis, it's that drum part you can play
These guys are cool, for a bunch of mimes

That was The Shining?
I thought it was Pedobear. Mainly because I had no idea what it was.

Sir, this book must be out of date. I don't see Prussia, Siam, or autogyro.

You're Darryl Strawberry!
Yes?
You play right field.
Yes?
I play right field too.
So?
Well, are you better than me?
Well, I've never met you, but…yes.

Look up his appearances on Letterman. They're fantastic.

Let's hope the streak of bad reviews continues
I can't wait for the AV Club to stamp a big fat red F on that pile of shit Secretariat. The dialogue is apparently constructed to strangle the most spiritual inspiration as possible out of every single line.

Also, @ Kong: ya got ta SASS it.

Generation X may be shallow, but at least they have respect for their fellow man.

Buster. Stop playing with mother's rape horn.

John Goodman is a skinny motherfucker these days:

Part 2 will be the badass part, because all the sitting around and talking will be over and it'll be like Return of the King, just one fucking long gigantic battle.

I hear that people who need people are just people who need people, because one touch is never enough.

ZMF, ever seen Raising Arizona? Aside from some extended sequences of kinda lame screaming, it's got this motherfucker:

the role of Johnny Depp will be played by Eddie Vedder

JVS, you talking about Lebron?