How about "were blatantly never all that good, but fooled us all with awesome mustaches"?

Move back ten feet, you retard
No offense, Sarah Palin.

I too was moved to tears
Tears of barf.

Post a mix. I'll be the judge of this.

BANG BANG
ON THE DOOR BABY

Alice in Chains' new record is pretty good, and I'm one of those guys that thinks they (especially on Jar of Flies) were one of the better grunge bands.

After Star Trek, Walter Koenig became an actor.

The AV Club hasn't been particularly proactive in distancing itself from The Onion anyway. The staff still has @theonion email addresses, right?

He fixes the cable?

There is full-frontal sexually suggestive nudity with no larger context other than itself. It's pornography. Saying Suicide Girls isn't porn is like saying Playboy isn't porn.

BurningAngel was always better than Suicide Girls, not just because it actually admitted and reveled in the fact that it was pornographic (and didn't hide behind the stupid excuse of "artistry" like the latter, as if porn can never be art) but because it actually was founded and continues to be run by a woman, which…

Also misogynistic.

It's actually about mysoginistic ownership
The part where management sexually harasses its models is great. Chilling, even.

But what does Zach Galifianakis think about Heart of Darkness?

When Tyrese Gibson was a shorty…
This movie is so stupid it became funny. It's begging for a Rifftrax. Dennis Quaid sure loves him some Coors.

Minott*

Pinott's death is being first reported today on several websites. So, you know, yeah.

I don't think so at all. Paper Planes is a wholly ironic song that transplants the hustler mentality to Sri Lankan gang warfare and uses it to describe all the horrible, awful things that go on that she's vehemently spoken out against. There's definitely love and homage for the hip-hop mentality — after all, she did…

But at the same time, she very specifically intended Kala to be both a treatise on third-world violence and a send-up of American hustler culture. The whole album (with the exception of the Timbaland track) follows this thematic track.

Interviews are scheduled long before reviews are published, and sometimes before the particular entertainments are even looked over by the reviewer. And in almost every instance, it's the publicist/agent that approaches the publication about the interview, especially with bigger celebrities.