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Yeah, and I'm one of the few people who actually really likes season 6, heavy-handed drug metaphors and all.

Because I'll take any opportunity I can to praise the game, my favorite RPG of the last couple years is Persona 4, part of the Shin Megami Tensei series. From the outside, it appears to be a pretty typical Japanese RPG (albeit an impressively stylish one), but the setting, characters, plot, and gameplay all make it

Child Size, how the fuck did you see Andy ripping out fish guts coming?

Yep! I work in a video store, and when I read the back of the box, I knew there was no resisting it. Other bits of lunacy:

Bah. The real movie to check out this week…
… is the straight to DVD classic, Command Performance. Written and directed by, as well as starring, Dolph Lundgren.

Eh - both are filled with tons and tons of gore and a single hero improbably defeating hundreds of adversaries.

The decision to shoot that episode from Leslie's point of view was brilliant. She spent the whole time seeking to destroy monsters, and when she finally caught a view of herself in a mirror, she saw what a monster SHE had become.

Nobodys falling in love
everybody here needs a shove

Beat.
Connection.

Hey, at least they don't have Dolph Lundgren drumming for them.

Well, even if the episode wasn't all that special, the fisting sure was.

The Men who Stare at Parks and Recreation.
I'm pretty sure Greg Pikitis is going to be remembered as a classic episode of Men who Stare at Goats.

You take that back about the Wendy's guy, Wade.

RE: Early 20's person living in a small town's knowledge.

Hey Dad, how are you?
Fine.

Hey, I don't use any dandruff shampoo. I like my dandruff.

So… how much longer will Stacy troll? I give it two weeks. This one doesn't have staying power.

EL SANTO SUCKS A FAT….

This continues the VB tradition…
of having more gay characters than any other show on television. Hooray!

No, Mike. Inform us.