Sarah Jessica Parker has a large nose, as does a horse. Therefore, the comparison between each specimen provides an element of ridicule that is mutually shared among all readers.

Pinkies up, dear! Pinkies up!

Pinkies up, dear! Pinkies up!

Spoiler! "Pi" is actually the name of the sled the guy had as a kid.

Spoiler! "Pi" is actually the name of the sled the guy had as a kid.

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison."

"I used to fuck guys like you in prison."

Is the Asian guy some sort of computer hacker genius?

Is the Asian guy some sort of computer hacker genius?

Lance?

Lance?

Xenu or GTFO.

Xenu or GTFO.

I heard that Mikey the Life Cereal Kid died from eating Pop Rocks and Pepsi. My cousin from Canada swears he heard about it on the six o'clock news.

I heard that Mikey the Life Cereal Kid died from eating Pop Rocks and Pepsi. My cousin from Canada swears he heard about it on the six o'clock news.

Moose Trained By Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

Moose Trained By Yutte Hermsgervordenbroti

"We are boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

"We are boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."

Worst Random Roles Ever is a six hundred person tie, with every actor interviewed who answered with, "I had such a great time, making this movie! (Movie Star) was just so nice and (Director) was just great to work with. We had a lot of fun."