@Spiders versus Crabs:

Moistening a cunt through fondling.

"It's anchorMAN, not anchorLADY, and that is a SCIENTIFIC FACT!"

What the fuck IS with the jacket? Why the shit are the sleeves rolled up? What's with the damned half-gauntlet things? Shouldn't the lasso have some NEW type of delivery mechanism — with retracting capabilities even? Shouldn't her hair be cut short or braided or knotted or something to facilitate combat-readiness . . ?

Whew! Sheesh!

Indeed.

@UMLAUT ABUSE: Maybe you're right . . . I suppose the real shame is that BOTH of them didn't die. Or, perhaps they are/were both assholes (did Razzle have any Kids? A wife?)

"Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version" is one of my favorite rap albums. "Only Built 4 Cuban Linx" is also awesome. I like "Niggamortis" very much and "Liquid Swords" is just as good as everyone says it is. "Tical" is solid and enjoyable. Ghostface Killah is probably the most verbally dizzying rapper alive. I…

Awesome. Apocalypse, you're my "today's hero."

Wuxi

Hey, PERSIA — three-days-a-week is a lot over here in the USA . . . My dad managed to pull off, maybe, one-and-a-half. And that includes all the beatings.

You'd think, maybe — by now — they would have upgraded to a 'shanty' or a 'shack.' 'The Sunglass Shanty, The Sunglass Shack . . .'

Thank you.

Hey, if we can't find the humor in drunk-driving-related fatalities, then where are we really as a society?

@ FAT ROBOT: Good points. I agree with you completely.

See, now CRUE FAN is funny.

ZING!

Holy shit — not ONE use of "Motley." You people make me fucking sick.

I too would enjoy displaying my intimate knowledge of such a legendary, American cultural mecca as the 'Vegas Strip,' through notes on traffic conditions and various driving distances; but, alas, I am a loser from Connecticut, and I've never been anywhere NEAR Las Vegas.

@ MOSTLY — That was a relatively brilliant analogy; but I would argue said "wine" is only drinkable until you realize that you could be drinking much, MUCH better wine for the same price.