It was still better than her first song, which sounded like a limp retread of "That's What Friends Are For".

Hey there Brian. Nice to see I'm not the only poster at Comics Should Be Good that's also into Glee!

Or "Lima Heights adjacent", like Santana.

The latest Glee episode had it's share of ups and downs. I'll start with the Ups:

Scotty was the icing on the delicious episode cake.

WHY DO YOU HURT ME LIKE THAT? QUIT TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS!

I just had an epic idea: If Ryder wants to find out who catfished him, and get revenge at the same time, he should hook up with the Fake Katie. She's already sweet on him, and Ryder seemed like he was digging her (until he realized the truth), so he should hit that anyway. All Ryder has to do is take her to Glee Club…

Then again, it's hard to make a "You'll be sorry when I'm gone" statement like killing yourself, when you do it in a place that no one is ever going to find you until long after your corpse has withered into dust.

Agreed on all points except Sugar and Joe. At worst, Sugar mildly annoying and entertaining at best (especially her part in Grease). As for Joe, I rather like Teen Jesus. I wish his budding romance with Quinn wasn't thrown out the window, like half the plot points in Glee.

I always got the feeling that it was originally going to end with Jonathan shooting some kids, but I think it was tinkered with when it was delayed due to Columbine. I mean, in addition to your point about the scope, a sniper rifle would be very awkward and difficult to use against yourself, and why do it at a part of…

I guess there must be a new Emmy category for "Worst Episode" or "Most Exploitative Episode" this year?

I was thinking they were going to use this "Very Special Episode" to kill off Britney or at least have her in the hospital long enough to give Heather Morris maternity leave. I didn't expect Sue to get fired or get written off in such a horrible, hacky manner. When she made up that gun lie, I figured it was really…

Rob Riggle sounds like a porn star's name.

My guess? It's either Becky (most likely) or Karofsky (wishful thinking)

We can spit-roast him. We'll coin flip to see who gets head or tail.

You're right. I forgot. Mea culpa.

Gay people (such as myself) have Super Secret Sexual Powers. We can do the Missionary without vaginas. I could tell you how lesbians do anal without penises, but I think i've already blown your mind and don't want to run the risk of driving you insane.

I was waiting for Roy to hit up Penny for money, but I was surprised when it turned out that money was the last thing he needed. Good on the writers for not resorting to the usual tired cliche.

Get thee hence to Hulu, posthaste!

Finally, Max gets to kiss a guy on screen! Between that, and the last few minutes with Penny and her dad, Happy Endings is officially gayer than Glee. ( I mean that in a good way)