Nah, it's just a crazy coincidence.

But @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus, apparently @avclub-985d212e6afdce1ea7dc206c8d1963a1:disqus has this crazy crush on you, so it's all good.

I don't call it "the mail" because that's a nickname, etc. etc.

You bet!

I like that young bands nowadays can just pluralize old band names, and voila!

I believe that's "I'M!"

"78 Impaired" is actually kind of cool.  The rest of those, though, not so much.

"78 Impaired" is actually kind of cool.  The rest of those, though, not so much.

Every post you've ever made has been hilarious, and I look forward to keeping the streak alive.

Every post you've ever made has been hilarious, and I look forward to keeping the streak alive.

Where is my Mary Lou Lord notification???

Where is my Mary Lou Lord notification???

Surprise me.

Surprise me.

I'd like to peak in that dungeon, if you know what I mean.

I'd like to peak in that dungeon, if you know what I mean.

Perhaps there's a hit-and-run somewhere in the film?  That has to be the explanation.

Perhaps there's a hit-and-run somewhere in the film?  That has to be the explanation.

I have no idea what any of that means!  Vote for me!

I have no idea what any of that means!  Vote for me!