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This is not meant as a defense of The Russian Futurists, but @balls, you try naming a new band. At this point in history, there are SO MANY fucking bands, and every one of them has a myspace page making them seem like a real thing, even if they never get further than the high school talent show. And with that

…aaaaaaand Slowdive takes the win with a Sloan reference!

I might actually ignore your failed thingy and follow your advice.

Man, you weren't kidding:

Sit, Ubu, sit.

I bet Diabeetus is gonna have something to say to you, Cookie.

@Phel

The Dog, when did you get a Bianca Beauchamp? She's aDORable!

because it doesn't have a cigarette lighter.

I believe the idea
that he is spending any time at all working on scripts. Because of course he is.

Can't believe it!
I was looking for info on this film for a work-related project, and it turns up deep in the archives here?!? What a country!

Plano TX always reminds me of Staplegun Records, the little indie label based there. They put out "Surprise Your Pig: A Tribute to R.E.M." back in the early '90's. Man, what a little hipster douchebag I was back then.

Fucking HOORAY for the AV Club commenting team.

I'm just not even going to watch this.
I am way out of the demographic anyway. Somebody talk about some more old guy stuff!

I expect no response to this post
…but i *had* to share it, because, well, no reason. But anyway:

Make mine a double.

There's a place in Burbank CA, called Snookie's Cookies. It's been there a long time; I don't know if they've seen a recent upsurge in business.

I believe "manmeet" is the joke we are all thinking of here.

Why are you the only one who has that dream?

Maybe so, but he's *our* whining pussy!