I am getting worn out
by zombies, vampires, etc. We need some new monsters.

Holy moly, that's fucking great.

otto—

Man, you're such an asshole.

Last year I made the questionable decision to move to Los Angeles, and we can all debate the relative merits of that later, but what's important here is that this relocation allowed me, for the first time, to attend the fabled Smiths Convention. As a puny, pale skinned white guy, I was, indeed, vastly outnumbered by…

I feel strangely compelled to add a comment here, but for the life of me can't think of a thing to say.

Probably too late for anyone to see this, but did anyone else wonder if Damon's voice might have been overdubbed by a different actor? Every time he spoke on screen, the tone and language didn't seem to match up very well. And this is in a show that pretty egregiously stuffs dialogue into characters' mouths. I mean…

Hey! *I* live in Santa Monica! Olivia, let's do lunch!

I was thinking of dropping this username and re-registering as Wonderflonium Bouncer. But then I decided I was too lazy.

Last year I downloaded "Paradise Theatre" and blasted it from beginning to end while looking at the vinyl album cover and singing along to what lyrics I remembered. It was like I was nine years old all over again.

If the average Lifetime movie is two hours long, and you multiply that by 12…

Today is the first time I ever pronounced the name "Adolph Oliver Pubes" out loud.

You're already superdeformed; I feel inclined to let this one go.

The only reason I look at these hater articles is to see what Jiminy Cricket thinks. Keep it up JC!

Oxy, I'm with you.

I have always had a hard time getting into Kill The Moonlight. For some reason the songs don't seem complete to me. I think it's because my very first thought when I first listened to it was that I was disappointed in Small Stakes, in that it sounds like the intro to the most rocking song ever, but then it perversely…

Kill The Moonlight.

They've never failed to disappoint? Man, I'd hate to hear your reviews of acts you like.

But you live in Detroit.

I am going to fly to Hawaii and stick a fork in your hand.