Ha, ha, sausage king.  Wait….is Morrissey still gay?

Saginaw or GTFO

No, but wouldn't it pair nicely with this if they tuned Shiny Happy People into the minor?

Old Fucks on The Block?

"Hump?  What hump?"

Half regular coke and half diet coke.

Yeah, I thought they already shot the thing and that was a press packet photo of Rush as Flemming.

Yep, my first thought was "Good lord look at those teeth!"

Maybe I'm not familiar enough with comics or maybe I read it too quickly.  I guess I didn't realize that Newt Gingrich was a DC comics character.

Maybe I'm not familiar enough with comics or maybe I read it too quickly.  I guess I didn't realize that Newt Gingrich was a DC comics character.

I swear it looks like he's going to eat that baby.

I swear it looks like he's going to eat that baby.

Hepatitis B?

Hepatitis B?

Neckbeard, you beat me to it.

Neckbeard, you beat me to it.

Clowns clown clown.

Clowns clown clown.

Yep, I thought the "still sucks" part of the headline was another reference to the whole "TV is gayer than we thought" article.

Yep, I thought the "still sucks" part of the headline was another reference to the whole "TV is gayer than we thought" article.