Oh my god, I did a couple of years hard labor at the Super Saver Cinema 7 in Tulsa, and the beer cans, my god, the beer cans. The best was a spot where maybe a maximum of two people were sitting that had an entire 24-pack worth of empty Busch Light cans scattered around it. I always hated the people I cleaned up…

Bored American Man, that is EPIC.

Huh! I had no idea he was cuing the band, but that makes perfect sense! And I never would've connected it with Perez Prado, whom I also love, but that's absolutely right as well. God damn, I'm learning so much!

Yeah, that fetus that played Sarah's kid must be pissed to be out of a job this quickly.

He is just completely fantastic. He's been so good at being so horrible for so long, ever since "Oz" at least. I can't remember what show/movie it was, but I saw him playing a non-evil person in something recently and it threw off the entire production for me.

Dear H.L. Putgrass,

There's a BW/TP song called "What Makes Bob Holler" that addresses that particular burning question. As the lyrics tell it, "It's just because he feels that way."

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It's possible you'd just commit some misdemeanor property crime and end up with a suspended sentence pending successful completion of anger management classes. In which case it might turn out okay.

In the interest of nitpicking about details that ultimately don't matter, we don't know that Tami has no administrative experience. We do know that the Taylors moved to Dillon so Coach could coach, which means there was probably a job for Tami in the package (colleges do it for professors all the time; it's not…

I've always heard that "Pleasure Clam" is the preferred name.

Yeah, totally. Big emphasis on the realism of that — there's so much less of the canned melodramatic confrontation than there is completely plausible human interactions, with the awkwardness that remaining polite in the face of something baffling will produce.